Printed Loud, Worn Proud
Loud, funny tees for plumbers, welders, HVAC techs and every trade that gets its hands dirty. 18 designs, printed when you order.
Hot Off the Press
Retired Electrician – Fix It Yourself Funny Quote T-Shirt Price range: $25.99 through $29.9902
Even The Devil Carpenter Apparel – Skull Quote T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9903
I’m a Retired Mechanic T-Shirt$27.9904
Expensive To Hire A Good Welder – Welder Quote T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9905
The Title HVAC Tech – Skilled Trade Pride T-Shirt$27.9906
I Undo Stupidity Plumber Apparel – Funny Quote T-Shirt$27.9907
This Electrician Does Not Play Well with Stupid People T-Shirt$27.9908
I Am A Carpenter Proud T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.99
Fine Print
How long will my order take?
Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.
Which colours and sizes can I choose?
Every design is printed on a classic unisex T-shirt, in a choice of colours and sizes S to 5XL. Measurements live on the Size Guide.
What is the fabric like?
Our classic tees are soft ring-spun cotton; heather colours blend in a little polyester. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.
What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe.
Can I order for a whole crew?
We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page.